Like Ide always do every time

Ide looks so fine, Ide gots to Shine

(All the girls wait in da LiiiNE)

Shane busts out da rhyme, Shane’s Humps for nine

(Get in da back of the Liiine)

Girls gots to get on this drama,

They, they can’t put this shit down,

(Hey,) Hey, (Hey,) Hey, (Hey,) Hey,

I’m Done,

Welcome to Ides n Shane’s good life,

Where girls suck Ides D,

Ide never gets to pee,

The good life isn’t all about going on a spending spree,

Especially when Shane can get lap dances for free,

It’s like that in Maryland, It’s like that in Cali,

No matter where they go, girls call them daddy,

(all the girls wait in da LiiiNE)

Shane rolls in the da club lookin good,

While Ides stuck in his car with girls on top his trunk and his Hood,

The girls are lookin good,

They bump that ass, James gotta look, damn!

All the guys give salty looks, They just Haters,

They just bunch of 30 second Pre-mature Ejaculators,

While the girls on them bending their backs lookin like hoola hoop,

The guys are in the dark with balls blue like blue man group, 

Ides callin all his girls lil baby,

while the guys are going crazy,

Shane’s is trying to run away from da girls to avoid drama,

While the girls are after him, trying to be his baby’s momma,

If the guys hate, let them hate,

And watch all the girls pile up, the good life,

Welcome to Ides n Shane’s good life,

Ides still stuck and can’t get out of his car

And Shane’s been kidnapped by the girls from the bar,

They end up at front of Ides door,

Ide asks if they want to see a movie called Ide hard 4

Have you seen my movie before?

Where Ide stretches in the movie like that guy from Fantastic 4,

Or watch a movie about Shane,

with his piece big as the biggest snake on snakes on a plane,

and makes all the girls go insane,

While they ride on his train,

The Girls suggest they go on Ides couch and on the bed,

and make their own special movie instead,

Shane’s jumps right in,

and says when do we begin?

while the haters hate, let em hate

just go home watch their movie while you masturbate,

It’s the good life,

When da girls are screamin to have their ba-by,

ITs like this everywhere they go, its drivin them cra-zy,

While the girls wait hours in line

Ides just lookin fine, Shane humps for nine,

And let me hear you say hey, hey, hey, ooh

I'm done.....  

West Coast,
Thai Special,
Kashane
with Ide, God Damn

She she, She wants it, Shanes gonna give it to her
Ide knows that, b/c hes sittin next to her
Shane does it, Ide watches him break it down
Shanes Ballin, throw'n money around

Shane works it boy, after work he heads towards the door,
All the girls break it down, lays their backs on the floor,
Shanes built with Abs, hes about the dough,
Ides lookin good, with couple of expensive Ho,
Ides Touchin Touchin, Shanes Lookin Lookin,
Look at the way Ides Doin Doin,
Rick wants to touch it, James wants to taste it,
Ides on Top of her, Riding on it,
He cant stop, get it get it,
The way James shakes, he really wants to hit it,
Shanes double Jointed, he said hes willing to split it,
Got you fucked up from the way he said it,
Ide does so much more than James and Shane do,
The way Ide moves, he seduces you,
The girls touches Ide and doesnt know when to stop,
Shanes looks can make all the girls cherry pop,

Shane Always ready, Before you see it, hes already done it,
Ides the Pro, with info, he knows where to go,
hes goes on thru the night, till daylight,
goin girl to girl, left to right,

The girls are talkin

Who is that new guy? He looks like hes really close with Ide
Where is the waiting line, I cant believe his ex-girl always lied,
Shane says i know, i tried, but she didnt realize,
Ides comes up and says no need to summarize,

Aayooh
I tired of people playing games with me, like im some kind of playstation 3

Aayooh
Its been awhile since I had any company, Why dont you sit on top of me,
ooh, she wants it, uh uh, Shanes gonna get it,
ooh, she wants it, uh uh, she gonna have it,
 
 

Shanes Chest, Ides Eyes, the girls get hypnotized, let me tell you
Shanes Scent, Ides Eyes, the girls get hypnotized, let me tell you
Shanes Chest, Ides Eyes, the girls get hypnotized, let me tell you
Shanes Scent, Ides Eyes, the girls get hypnotized, let me tell you

Girls wear that thing Ide likes alot,
They all line up on the parking lot,
While Shane shakes like hes gonna pop,
Shane makes it rain, while Ide goes nonstop
James aint going nowhere, he just sit and watch
James licks his lips like it was Butterscotch
Just like a fantasy, Shane dances in front of me,
Stick your chin out like a boxer while he pee,
Just like R kellys Video, girls are all soakin
Shane and Ides are in da club still doin all the pokin,
Shane sees a grl in da club, her style really suck,
Shanes gets closer and sees doo doo, What the fuck,
Ide is chillin at the bar getting free drinks
The bartender might be right for Ide, thats what she thinks,
While all the girls rub Shane till the club close,
Shane find a thai girl, lookin like Zar, i never had one of those,
Lights go out, Shane and Ide rolls out,
shane takes his shirt off and the girls begins to shout,

The girls are talkin

Who is that new guy? He looks like hes really close with Ide
Where is the waiting line, I cant believe his ex-girl always lied,
Shane says i know, i tried, but she didnt realize,
Ides comes up and says no need to summarize,

Aayooh
I tired of people playing games with me, like im some kind of playstation 3

Aayooh
Its been awhile since I had any company, Why dont you sit on top of me,
ooh, she wants it, uh uh, Shanes gonna get it,
ooh, she wants it, uh uh, she gonna have it,
 
 

Shanes Chest, Ides Eyes, the  girls get hypnotized, let me tell you
Shanes Scent, Ides Eyes, the  girls get hypnotized, let me tell you
Shanes Chest, Ides Eyes, the  girls get hypnotized, let me tell you
Shanes Scent, Ides Eyes, the  girls get hypnotized, let me tell you

      Those of you who told me that White Castle burgers were awesome, will get Korean beatings from ME!!! Damnit i was sooooo disappointed and confused, the whole time im thinking....how can u eat steamed hamburgers and WHY DID I ORDER 24 OF THEM!!! but the mini chicken sandwiches were fine   and DAMN YOU Harold and Kumar for making shitty food look sooo great!!!

     I cant believe it! Some guy bet 10 bucks to arm wrestle me....who wants to do that? i aint strong. Looks like ill have to pump it up for weds match, i cant lose my pride.

Shyt i got Tagged......

Here goes...10 random things about me:

1) Most of my friends are Chinese.

2) Even tho most of my friends are Chinese, i cant speak Chinese.

3) My Dream is to get a Bike.

4) I grew up White trash.

5) If it wasnt for friends like Ming and Shane, ill still be a lazy fatass, im still a fatass tho.

6) I havent eaten Chips for 4 months.

7) I went to go see Harold and Kumar goes to white castle on opening night with an Indian guy.

8) I cant believe its not Butter.

9) My new Hobby is changing someones wardrobe.

10) I quit smoking and drinking....i think.

Im tagging:

jetlude, splen_did, myfriendHanA, babykat3, jay0507, sweetazngurl, tenbinza, trendystylez, jujubbq, rictor07, chinesetwinkieprincess, pikapaipai, xMsxkittyx.

I cant think anymore.

Peace!